Armand Van Der Merew

Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.

Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.

by Jason with a C July 25, 2023

Derful

Describing someone who is not quite wonderful but close.

That girl over there is derful.

by MistyBeachBlues May 6, 2023

Ich in der Mathearbeit

something u say when u see a really fucked up pin on pinterest or really anything that looks fucked up
(german: me during the maths class test)

*really fucked up picture*
Me: ich in der Mathearbeit

by Leni 😎 September 22, 2023

Nollo der Höhlenmensch

Nollo der Höhlenmenschen belongs to a rare species. They get every pussy they want. When you see him you have to be calm and not make any quick movements. And the most important thing is to hide your girlfriend.

He's very handsome and bitches love that. They also love his hair.

Who steals your Girl? Ist's Nollo der Höhlenmenschen!

by CuntDestroyer_44 February 1, 2021

ich hab die zechen in der wixxe

wenn einem spontan das bier ausgeht

Jo, sauf ma noch eins? eine runde bierpong?
Shit, ich hab die zechen in der wixxe!

by beerpilot12 April 28, 2021

Bennett van der Veen

A young man, normally that with an amazing set of dirty blonde hair and brown eyes... is what I'd like to say but all he has going for him is his hot ass girlfriend who takes care of him constantly.

Wow, I want to have Bennett van der Veen as my boyfriend. I'll be his sugar momma!

by PineAppleRon May 6, 2021

ober der

another pronunciation for over there

1: where’s the remote?
2: ober der

by lonely shrimp July 8, 2022