Chimp

A small person with no brain cells

Oi Ben your a chimp

by Sprags going down 123 June 16, 2020

Chimp Livin'

Livin' Wild and Prosperous, Hittin' The Club Every Weekend, and Dropping a Band on Hennessy For The Hunnies At The Club. That's Chimp Livin' Baby.

Jake: Damn Brodie, Marcus just dropped 30 bands on a new Yacht!
Brodie: Yeah Bro, That's Chimp Livin'!

by cdabs June 21, 2020

beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises

Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards

by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020

chimps

cum, piss, and shit

person 1: mmm I love licking your boots
person 2: make sure to get all the chimps off

by pissmommy October 1, 2020

Tribal Chimp

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Tribal Chimp: be a voice, not an echo.

by Tribal Chimp November 23, 2021

Chimp Out

When the nursery runs out of an exotic mountain flower the inventory specialist may exclaim, "chimp out". Scientific name: Erythranthe guttata

Erythranthe guttata is clear out (chimp out), but the glory hallelujah peony is in stock.

by 25 Bibles On My Dresser Yessir June 10, 2023

Stop being a chimp

Used when someones behavior is that of a monkey or dumbass

Person 1: Please buy me some wings right now ill pay you tomorrow

Person 2: No sorry I'm broke right now

Person 1: But im hungry though now please dude

Person 2: I sai-

Person 1: *Stop being a chimp!

by Ncthh5 June 17, 2023