callum cato

Callum cato: a gorgeous handsome kind-hearted human. But oh boy can he be evil. Lets say you meet for the first time: you bully each other for a bit but its all fun then you become freinds and he really starts to grow on you. You fall in love. For ab 2 months to finnally tell him how u feel to find out he likes u back <3333333333 you date and eventually brake up hen ab 5 days after saying "i love you" and "ur cute" and "ur perfect for me "and suddenly u has a new slutty girlfriend that was ur freind. Then is a complete asshole making you insecure and vulnerable <3 and now you love him and hate him and dont know what to do becaue they flirt & talk ab seggs and wierd shit but hes not yours anymore so all you can be is jealous. <3

Freind 1: y/n isnt that you ex callum cato?
Freind 2: omg it is

Y/n : oh yeh he was so nice until we broke up now hes a selfish git

by bæ <3 July 29, 2021

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CALLUM POOLE

The term used for someone with a guilty face who lies men and throws his dirty clothes all over the floor

" i chase people up the stairs and eat pizza and beans."Callum Poole.

by weewoman March 31, 2008

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callum law

aye rite, a whole load of ****. get a life mate!

total lies,lies lies lies and more lies

by tj April 1, 2004

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callum church

callum = utter nerd/geek/noob/freak
really greasy hair and really weird personality. scary laugh.
thinks he's all that when really hes not.

girl 1: ewwwwwwww! did you see him?
girl2: yea! he was such a callum church!

by awkwardturtle;) December 14, 2010

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Callum Whittington

A Memelord famous for his op hit single Full Of Trolliness. Is exceptionally good at Fallout and is part of the Meme Team consisting of William, Ben and Callum

Person 1: Wow i just did a Callum Whittington!
Person 2: You Memelord!

by Subject031 February 27, 2017

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