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Blizzard Bussy

When it is so cold your dick and balls suck so far in, they are in your ass. The precum lubes your bussy for later use.
Damn, it's so cold out I got blizzard bussy on the way to steamworks.
by GayInSeattle January 12, 2024
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Blizzard Warning

A simple way of telling you it is very windy and snowy.
We just got a blizzard warning for Christmas! Did you hear there may be thirty centimeters of snow and fifty kmh winds.
by anonymous December 23, 2022
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Blizzard of 2022

Blizzard of 2022 - Western New York saw days of sustained blizzard conditions, which dropped over 48 inches of snow and sent temperatures plummeting to minus 22 degrees when accounting for wind chill.

The storm began to form on December 21, 2022, strengthening over the Northern Plains. It began to intensify over the next day

Storm-related deaths were reported in recent days all over the country: 12 in Erie County, New York, ranging in age from 26 to 93 years old, and another in Niagara County where a 27-year-old man was overcome by carbon monoxide after snow blocked his furnace; 10 in Ohio state, including an electrocuted utility worker and those killed in multiple car crashes; six motorists killed in crashes in Missouri state, Kansas and Kentucky; a Vermont woman struck by a falling branch; an apparently homeless man found amid Colorado's subzero temperatures; and a woman who fell through Wisconsin river ice.
The Blizzard of 2022 ,Buffalo's mayor called a "once-in-a-generation storm."

On Sunday, New York Gov said, almost every fire truck in the city of Buffalo had been stranded amid super-size snowdrifts.

Some people were found in cars, some were found on the street in snowbanks, there were people who have been stuck in cars for more than 2 days.
by Blu_leef December 26, 2022
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blizzard of ahhs

When 5 or more guys cum in a girls face at the same time producing a white out effect on the girls vision.
The whole football team had their way sexually with Jenny and finished her off with a Blizzard of Ahhs so bad she couldn't see clearly for a week .
by StainsandSmears April 18, 2018
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The Blizzard Policy

The blizzard policy is "No fun allowed" as it's based off many of their updates to the games that Blizzard entertainment.
Blizzard: oh I heard you were exploiting in a dungeon created years ago and not getting any reward out if it besides seeing the design behind the dungeon. Gonna have to get banned now

Player: Damn forgot about The Blizzard Policy
by Cthun October 30, 2018
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blizzard

a severe snowstorm that lasts over 3 hours. a blizzard can cause fallen trees, burst pipes, roof collapses, etc. if there is a blizzard, don't forget to keep warm, stock up on food, and make sure to have tools to clean up after the blizzard.
girl one: it looks like a blizzard out there.
girl two: don't forget to dress warmly, it will get pretty cold.
girl one: I know. I am all stocked up on food and have all the tools I need to clean up afterward.
by TheSmartOwl March 1, 2019
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Michigan Blizzard

(n) The Midwestern version of an Alaskan Mudslide. The act of cumming into a condom and freezing it over and over until the condom is phallicesque enough to be used as a dildo. (Then using it as one would use a dildo.) The act of freezing one's cum dildo is preferably done throughout a long winter where you can freeze it outside.
"Yo bro, I've been working on this all winter, and I think I'm ready show this chick a Michigan Blizzard."
by G_freezy September 8, 2018
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