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shoveling snow in a blizzard

Dude turned in his homework on time but has a 20% in the class, he’s shoveling snow in a blizzard
by Languist January 9, 2024
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Blizzard Bussy

When it is so cold your dick and balls suck so far in, they are in your ass. The precum lubes your bussy for later use.
Damn, it's so cold out I got blizzard bussy on the way to steamworks.
by GayInSeattle January 12, 2024
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Scissor Blizzard

An all girl orgy
I walked into the bachelorette party to surprise her but I was the one who was surprised when I saw the Scissor Blizzard going on.
by Gamemaster21 October 30, 2019
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Canadian blizzard

Sexual act done by Canadian Yoders:
where two men or a man and a woman line up and take turns pegging one another until climax, then they pull out and blow their cum onto the back of the person in front of them.
I can't wait for the Canadian blizzard tonight.
I can't wait to be snowed in during the Canadian Blizzard
by Canadian snowbird November 7, 2021
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Blizzard Chimp

A low IQ wigger from the Nordic countries of Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Finland and Iceland.

While these countries are famed for highly educated and productive members of society, there are social welfare grubbing, reclusive NEETs that slip through the cracks and spend the majority of their adult lives shitposting online and generally being a faggot.

They are a blizzard chimp.
Bjorn: My brother is 38 and still living with our parents, he uses African American slang and spends his day posting edgy memes on discord.

Lars: I'm sorry but it sounds like he's become a blizzard chimp.
by zoomcalf August 7, 2022
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Cum Blizzard

A mammoth amount of semen ejaculated in all directions of the compass.
"I worked on a fishing boat for a month , I got back to land an Jill met me and licked my dick and received an absolute fucking cum Blizzard"
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
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Blizzard Bunny

A Blizzard Bunny is a reference to a snow bunny but in this case she likes getting a train ran on her by a group of black men; A persons who’s interest comes from black men in large groups having sexual relations.
That Girl Kylie is one hell of a blizzard Bunny , I’m surprised she can walk today
by Joey Parrish October 4, 2022
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