Male birth control

you're shitty personality or looks prevent you from getting girls or prevents women wanting to get with you/ have children with you.

did you hear that billy is a trump supporter?
not surprised, he's like male birth control.

by haileyy.k March 8, 2021

baptist birth control

See; Anal Sex.

"Did you at least use a condom?"

"No, but it's ok. We used Baptist Birth Control."

by MrChainsaw90 April 3, 2020

Post Mortem Distress Birthing

Let me guess. You saw this on a reddit post and decided to check if it was real. Its not lol

Person 1: my mother got Post Mortem Distress Birthing
Person 2: that doesnt exist u fucking idiot

by RealXp March 26, 2022

near birth experience

abortion, when a baby is near birth

Mary had a near birth experience.

by Kevin March 19, 2004

Fucked her to birth

Fucking a pregnant woman to the point of birth

I hit that shit so hard the I fucked her to birth. That baby came right out with a mushroom stamp on her head.

by Johnny b June 13, 2015

poster child for birth control

A person who is a disgrace to society. Someone who embarrasses themselves and makes themselves look stupid time and time again. A person who does stupid things and makes no excuses for it.

Mike Rehmyer is the perfect poster child for birth control.

by ueiee December 15, 2008

birth my food baby

Taking a shit.

Guys, Imma need half an hour to birth my food baby.

by bazukanuka September 29, 2017