ali

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY cunt who needs to be stabbed

PURPLE AKI YOU NEED TO STOP BEING ALI

by TALIBAN ZAN May 2, 2018

ali

homunculus; a very small, short man.

"How tall is your brother?"
"Oh, he's really ali."

by nourr July 14, 2007

ali

A generic species of camel shaggers. Those that go by the subgroup of Keshmand and be identified by that characteristic sticky hands and an unhealthy obsession of strange animations which frequently feature obscene hand movements. Members of the Keshmand group come in 2 distinct builds (short and wide with permanent lenses or of average height, thin with temporary lenses) but share the same lack of life and time spent jerking over PCs, Macs, PSPs, DSa and other computer related jargon although the short and wide type will spend 90% more time uttering the foul rubbish known as bullshit.

1
Me: Why is your hand sticky?
Ali: I was watching Naruto.

2
Ali: (to some random guy) I know more Dragonball characters than you
Random Guy: I have a life

3
Beg friend: Whats up?
Ali: I have downloaded all the Pokemon episodes ever created, it taken 38 gig of my hard drive.
Beg friend: Right, Whats up?

4
Ali: (to nerd) I know more about photoshop than you.
Nerd: (silenced)

by Kocker June 6, 2007

aly

a beautiful borderline sex offender who is mine so don't try again or i'll murder you

"damn big bro aly is so hot"

by _lunaaa December 25, 2019

Ali A

Pure Cringe

You know that idiot named Ali A?

by DefinitelyNotNamedNoah May 7, 2019

Ali-A

The best Fortnite youtuber ever. He has the best intro song that totally wasn’t memed. He never clickbaits and is the #1 of Fortnite news on the internet.

“Have you seen any of Ali-A’s videos?”
“Yeah they’re amazing I’m excited for the new chests”

by Ninja’s little brother July 12, 2018

ali

the most beautiful, caring, loving queen. she will always find a way to make you laugh and she is great when it comes to sex, making out, and cuddling. she loves to have fun and enjoy herself. Great ass, 10/10. just watch out bc she may break your dick🤭 (name could refer to, allison or alessandra)

josh: i had the most amazing sex last night

ethan: it probably was an ali, their amazing

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dylan: my gf ali is amazing i can never get rid of her

john: what a lucky guy

by Alexa drenna November 27, 2018