Insurance hair

The hair on the edges of girls with Afro-textured hair that's basically scanty due to extreme braiding as the hair is grabbed and plaited tightly leading to broken hair and hair loss.

She had the hair salon relax her insurance hair to make fake baby hairs.

by Afro Hair December 6, 2018

pizza hair

Bleached hair that didn't quite work the first time so it looks like pizza.

"Bro I bleached my hair, and it's all orange and blonde."
"Sounds like pizza hair. You're gonna have to bleach it again."

by percycat August 7, 2017

Hair around the hole

Andy Keenan

Andy Keenan is the hair around the hole that you just can't get rid of

by Ehbro August 29, 2017

Shmoo hair

A person usually a boy in middle school with a hair that flops to the side and it’s a shmoo hair cut.

“Look at Willis with that shmoo hair cut”

by McKenna Dowling October 27, 2018

hair hoe

Some one who likes messy hair

Bro she said I had amazing hair

Bro she’s a hair hoe

by Gaallacchhheeerrrrr March 2, 2019

You’re as straight as your hair

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.

Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries

by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019

Hair Sissy

One whom simply cannot bare the very thought of tangled, messy, or even slightly unkempt hair.

Stop threatening me with a hair-cut! You're being such a hair sissy about this!

by Lieutenant Salt March 20, 2019