A law enforcement officer who cannot meet the sexual needs of their spouse, do to inadequacy or general yellow bellied behavior. See also: coward, parasite, laughing stock
Guy: Kops are so Kool have you heard the song John Law by Dropkick Murphy's?
Guy 2: No I don't listen to stupid ass shit
Guy: shut up!!!! That offends me!!! Dont you know cops protect you!!!!!!!!!!
Cop: shoots both of them
Guy 2: No I don't listen to stupid ass shit
Guy: shut up!!!! That offends me!!! Dont you know cops protect you!!!!!!!!!!
Cop: shoots both of them
by George Walker Bush II December 9, 2020
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"Wow, there is more porn of Link from 'The Legend of Zelda' than there is of Zelda herself."
"Then according to Link's Law, he must be quite twinky."
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by Waverunner December 12, 2020
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If a woman uploads anything to the internet, there will be at least one man masturbating to it.
If a woman uploads anything to the internet, there will be at least one man masturbating to it.
by Smashedmouth December 16, 2020
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When everything is falling into place. i’m
Inspired by the idea that we should recognize when everything is great.
When everything is falling into place. i’m
Inspired by the idea that we should recognize when everything is great.
by btamm2698 December 21, 2020
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by TheCreatorLOA November 12, 2020
Get the LAW OF ATHLETE mug.The total bugs of an isolated coded application can never decrease over time, and is constant if and only if all changes done are reversible.
John:
"88 little bugs in the code,
88 little bugs in the code.
Take one down, patch it around,
108 little bugs in the code."
Bob: Yeah man, that's just law of bugtropy...
"88 little bugs in the code,
88 little bugs in the code.
Take one down, patch it around,
108 little bugs in the code."
Bob: Yeah man, that's just law of bugtropy...
by mayukhm November 16, 2020
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