When you view the forbidden porn sites and attain the knowledge of nuclear nutting. After about ten minutes of yanking, The nut will build and build and build until it reaches critical mass at which point, it is too late to take cover.
If you are in the middle of sex, it's impossible to stop. Either continue fucking or accept the inevitable. Blast radius of 500 miles. Contaminates everything with the ungodly smell of Semen and fermunda Cheese.
so named because a select few have actually witnessed the Big Bang...and the Mushroom cloud made of Jizz. They are never around to tell the tale, the shockwave took care of any witnesses.
If you are in the middle of sex, it's impossible to stop. Either continue fucking or accept the inevitable. Blast radius of 500 miles. Contaminates everything with the ungodly smell of Semen and fermunda Cheese.
so named because a select few have actually witnessed the Big Bang...and the Mushroom cloud made of Jizz. They are never around to tell the tale, the shockwave took care of any witnesses.
John: "I've got some bad news: Peter is dead. He attempted The Big Bang (AKA the Sizzler)
Winston: "What happened?"
John: "He was balls deep in his GF, getting off to some real hardcore porn. Suddenly the smoke alarm went off. He began to feel a powerful, extremely powerful urge to nut but kept rocking back and forth. His GF tried in vain to escape but he kept shagging, rocking the whole street and leaving her at the mercy of a god tier Orgasm. By the time anyone knew what was happening...Hiroshima then nothing. They call it The Big Bang or the Sizzler. It's a forbidden technique known only to the most dedicated of exhibitionists. It requires the absolute limit defining area of porn and uninterrupted rubbing for ten minutes. After that, it slowly attains critical mass. The nerves are hyper sensitive and painful to the touch. The nut will eradicate anyone in the area including the unfortunate man. It is said that you can see the future for exactly ten seconds before you die."
Winston: "...what about Peter and his GF? What happened?"
John: "They never found the body, just the impact crater. All that remains is the smell. Earned it the nickname Fat Man Alley"
Winston: "What happened?"
John: "He was balls deep in his GF, getting off to some real hardcore porn. Suddenly the smoke alarm went off. He began to feel a powerful, extremely powerful urge to nut but kept rocking back and forth. His GF tried in vain to escape but he kept shagging, rocking the whole street and leaving her at the mercy of a god tier Orgasm. By the time anyone knew what was happening...Hiroshima then nothing. They call it The Big Bang or the Sizzler. It's a forbidden technique known only to the most dedicated of exhibitionists. It requires the absolute limit defining area of porn and uninterrupted rubbing for ten minutes. After that, it slowly attains critical mass. The nerves are hyper sensitive and painful to the touch. The nut will eradicate anyone in the area including the unfortunate man. It is said that you can see the future for exactly ten seconds before you die."
Winston: "...what about Peter and his GF? What happened?"
John: "They never found the body, just the impact crater. All that remains is the smell. Earned it the nickname Fat Man Alley"
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