Ball washer

A man who sucks up to the boss to try to get ahead at or keep their job. The ballwasher will stop at nothing to keep their job and all morals go out the window. The term BALLWASHER is especially wide spread in the philadelphia area trade unions where bum tradesman who suck at their job will ball wash with a smile.

Guy #1: Yo bro, did you see dave bring donuts and coffee in for john this morning?

Guy #2: Yea what a hard core ball washer!

by Taggdawg September 16, 2018

Ball Dander

Small particles of scrotum skin, boogers, pubes and disgusting what not that accumulates in your workplace shared keyboard, desk/desk drawer. It also resides on the computer mouse and floor under your workstation due to gravity and people that grope and fidget with their nuts a lot while at work.

" Dude dont eat that Dorito you just dropped on the floor! It's caked with ball dander!!!

by Jack Finhorn October 4, 2018

Fultman-balls

An urban legend from South Sac Iraq. Notorious for cock and and ball torture and a lifelong mission to achieve glorious cum.

Me when the Fultman-balls.

by Chef Ubetcha August 21, 2022

wrangly balls

used to describe balls wrangling, also a common indicator that you have genital cancer

person 1: dude ur balls are wrangling
person 2: yeah dude, wrangly balls are an indicator of genital cancer, nice cock though.
you: bruh not again

by puturdikawaywaltuh August 25, 2022

boba balls

balls that are at the bottom of boba.

oh there are big boba balls in my drink

by big boba balls November 2, 2022

Ball Watcher

A Ball Watcher is someone who repeatedly looks at another man’s balls any chance he gets. It can be in the shower, in the bathroom, or just during silly time in their apartment. Typically not sexual in nature, a Ball Watcher just gets pure joy from watching another man’s balls. It’s often a associated with obsessive compulsive disorder.

Synonyms: Testicle Testifier, Scrotum Scrutinizer, Nut Notifier

I whipped my dick out as a joke a couple times and this dude Zuck looked every time man! I’m beginning to think this guy is a ball watcher…

by J-Bone01 September 28, 2022

Drippin balls

When TSA asks if you emptied your pockets after you did, but you get patted down every single time you go through the TSA scanner.

Dude asked me to empty my pockets, “yo, they empty. I’m just drippin balls.”

by Freddyboomboom October 22, 2022