December 9

Guys who are born on this day, issa crackhead and talking Spanish. Yikes

- Meme Kæresten

Guy 1: “When is your birthday?”
Guy 2: “December 9th”
Guy 1: “Wow, then good luck you crackhead who’s talking spanish”

by Lmaobyee04 November 17, 2019

December 4th

Hey Ladies have you wanted to call that one special person “bro” for a while but you know he’d get mad?! Well today’s the day

Charli: Hey bro
Jack: Huh!?

Charli: you can’t get mad! it’s December 4th

by DnKnDonuts November 17, 2019

December 1st

National sing any Christmas carol day. Annoy everyone with any Christmas song you know.

Bob: Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the way~

Zoey: You've sung that song so many times...when is this gonna stop
Bob: It's December 1st you have to sing your favorite Christmas carol
Zoey: Ok *ahem* Ruldolph the red nosed ringdeer~

by JJ567899 November 18, 2019

December 2nd

Skip a school day that tiktok made up

Jim: are you gonna skip a school day on December 2nd

John: of course man you should too

by Mr tiktok person November 18, 2019

December 2nd

Where everyone in the Colfax-Mingo district will skip school

Why was everyone gone yesterday i was the only one here

It was December 2nd

by THOT-OLOGYST November 18, 2019

December

After October and November, December comes hitting with grab and slap ass month

Person 1: did u just slap and grab my ass!?
Person 2: ITS okay, iTs Slap AND Grab ass month in December

by Grabetisvaggeti November 19, 2019

December 28

It's girl yes day.All girls have to say yes for a day

December 28 is a day that you ask a girl for something and i her answer has to sound like yes

by lucemburk33we3 November 19, 2019