whipped cream anal

shoving whipped cream up someones bum

Jonre does whipped cream anal to aleah

by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023

Bad ice cream

You'll know its bad after you eat it. If you belly hurts its bad.

Mmmm that ice cream whas gooOoood! *2 minutes later* Uggghhhh wowza! That was deffinitly bad.That was (bad ice cream).

by Wowza! Thats crazy! October 18, 2019

Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020

Ice cream

A feminine product

"hey do you guys have any ice cream?"

by JAM224 December 8, 2020

Under the Cream

When you are feeling incredibly terrible, especially relating to being hungover. Comes from cream rising to the top (i.e. feeling your best). If you are under the cream, you feel like a loser.

I drank 47 beers last night and puked everywhere, I'm definitely under the cream today.

by hawk8008 December 9, 2020

tangerine cream

When your fucking a girl with an orange spray tan and cream pie her.

That chick last night was so orange I gave her a tangerine cream.

by KozzyKam December 22, 2020

Cream of mushroom

A word you say instead of cursing

*hits head*
Oh cream of mushroom that hurt

by Finger food November 12, 2020