When someone watches/reads the news about everything that is happening ALL over the world and their brain decides to have an aneurysm. The brain waves the white flag to surrender with hopes that heaven might be calmer.
My grandma experienced a brain sigh. She was watching the 6 pm news, held her head, and had an aneurysm. The news technically killed her?
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Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a heart instead.
Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a heart instead.
Person A: Hey, Person B, do you know anyone who has a brain?
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.
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