soaky pokey bum wank

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.

Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.

by Ben Fender September 8, 2019

bum goddess

A goddess of the bums. someone that is really pretty and has a good body but dresses like a bum so like swearshirts and like sweatpants and yeah

bill:oh my Gosh veronica is such a bum goddess with her fine ass
tom: fr if she like doesn’t even try

by veronicaluvs1674 January 1, 2018

bum fugit

A Bum Fugit aims towards those whom lack ability to successfully complete a simple task with in given amounts of time

Wow, would you look at that Bum Fugit, He lacks all mental capabilities.

by Bum Fugit January 8, 2018

bum defender

Catnip timothy

get your bum defender out and slap my face thupence, Willis.

by Henry Rollins November 3, 2003

Bum Tumbler

A pejorative term used to imply someone enjoys sticking their fingers up someone else's anus, most commonly used as a gay slur. The name comes from pin tumbler locks as you need to stick a key or pick into the lock to move the pins to open the lock. The finger would be the key and the ass is the lock.

What're you Bum Tumblers up to?

by Fyce September 2, 2017

Bum hut

Woman sleeping with nasty filthy men..

Peter: I like Joesie, might ask her out..
Daniel: Don't go there Pete, you'll shame yourself.., She's a real bum hut..

by Novdal September 10, 2017

Bum head

Someone who is an annoying stupid person.

Oh my he's such a bum head, I wish he would just listen before over -reacting.

by Little feet September 18, 2017