juicy poos

The consistency of the fecal content one excretes during submitting themselves to a juice cleanse. Aka: very expensive poos.

Her: "Girl, I've been drinking vegetables for days."
She: "Oh girl, you better have Mr. Clean on standby after your days of juicy poos."

by Dive Master February 8, 2017

Deja poo

When you have changed your babies nappy/diaper and then they immediately fill it again

I swear I’ve just changed that nappy/diaper... it’s like Deja poo!

by Sampster January 4, 2020

Poo Porn

An act which where a variety of multiple or few participants, either of the same gender or opposite sex can take part in. The recieveing participant can be in various positions waiting for the user to go number 2 not knowing what type of sensation awaits on the part of the body where the poo has been placed by the user. Like a penis it comes in all different shapes, sizes and colours.

Clint- "Hey Brad, I heard your computer going all night.. What was up with that??"

Brad- "Sorry I was up on my favourite site looking at poo porn again. I didn't mean to wake you.

Clint- "You're fucking gross man"

by Kent no January 4, 2020

Poo

Usual brown stuff that come out of your anus but sometimes is can be green yellow red it depends on what you eat !

John”eww my POO is green !!”

by Sydneywater69 January 4, 2020

poo

a thing that comes butt hole

i done a poo

by jamie 6 January 20, 2020

pooing the win

When you're about to drop the worlds biggest crap

'Dude, get Guinness Book of Records on the phone! (nnnggh) this ones going to be huge (nnnggh)'
'Man, you're really pooing the win here'

by paggywaggygumdrops January 20, 2020

poo tailor

One who has difficulty wiping their anus after defecating, and ends up wearing shit gloves.

"Have you seen Phil's fingernails? You know where hes just been? What a poo tailor!

by Doctor Fudgy January 20, 2020