Skip to main content

fuckin duck

when you try to say fuckin fuck but you click the wrong thing.
by ooooooooooooooooohmcl January 13, 2022
mugGet the fuckin duck mug.

DUCK

Drama Underwriter Chick Kind
:
Female with tendency to play active role in emboldened male competition; practically inciting incivility.
...
May have drunken pouty duck-face, tacky sense of fashion, & engage in excessive #PDA
...
Associated with:

- Complex Post Traumatic Stress Disorder; anxiety, depression, etc.

- Codependence, toxic monogamy, & revictimization

- Sexual exploration: groups, fisting (#silentduck), exhibitionism
1. "I didn't realize that ducking girl was leading both of us on!"

2. "She just caused a bunch of drama and ducked out when she was barely in the right"

3. "If you keep your ducks in a row then mabee you won't get slut-shamed" #ENM

4. "I'm starting to feel like I'm on a wild goose chase with this girl & she's just playing duck-duck goose"

5. I know she wants to have a simpler life and also give into some of her more primal needs; but I didn't know she wanted to have a duck dynasty!
by Prof. Cheeseburger January 14, 2022
mugGet the DUCK mug.

Duck day

Duck Day begins on Saturday, December 11, it is a day to caress all the ducks in the world and make them happy. and it is to appreciate them
I'm really excited for Duck Day and it starts tomorrow! but I didn't find any in the park to pet him.
by TheMomazos December 9, 2021
mugGet the Duck day mug.

Duck

You a fucking duck
by Baddie ofc December 10, 2021
mugGet the Duck mug.

Love ducks

Human: look at those love ducks
Another human: more like love fucks

Love ducks: *quacks “family man” by Fleetwood Mac*
by PokemonFanboy916 December 10, 2021
mugGet the Love ducks mug.

Mud Duck

A dude that just wants to eats girls asses… Nothing else
Did he end up fucking that chick? Nah man, he’s just a mud duck
by Mud Ducks Anonymous December 16, 2021
mugGet the Mud Duck mug.

Rubber Ducking

The act of rationalizing unprotected sex/not using a condom when one or both parties are not ready for a child.
When we got back from dinner, it was getting hot and heavy fast. The thought crossed my mind to grab a condom, but I figured there was no harm in doing it one time without protection. I was rubber ducking for like 20 minutes in my head.
by Thee Big D December 16, 2021
mugGet the Rubber Ducking mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email