April 9th protocols

April 9th Protocols was the day "the Lounge" was liberated and the market bottomed on rules set forth by higher powers.

"The wanker lows were in on the April 9th protocols"

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025

April 9th protocols

The April 9th protocols were introduced as a set of rules to put on the pirates of the "Lounge"... during a time of market uncertainty, that day was almost as a liberation day cause it coincided with the Wanker lows of the stock market

The April 9th protocols were executed on the day of the wanker lows in the stock market

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025

April 25th

National poo smearing day

Jonathan“hey man wanna come smear some poo on that retarded kid”

Ethan“why would we do that”
Jonathan“because it’s April 25th”

by Johnpoohandler34 June 12, 2025

April

This morning; the morning of the same day.

Man, my tummy started hurting out of nowhere this April.

by Chesnut Hater July 18, 2023

6 april

Day when the flatest people are born on

Dam he was born on 6 april, he must be flat

by anonymous July 31, 2023

April

Gym milf, crazy blonde hair, would be literally out-the-wazoo in bed so you're scared of her. Asks you to help her in the tanning rooms without your consent.

There's probably a reason that the crazy eyed woman named April is single in her mid-forties.

by OHYESYESBABY August 21, 2023

April 20th

1. national marijuana day

2. adolf hitler’s birthday
4/20

happy april 20th!

by .qw3rtyz September 3, 2023