fire roasting

Having sex with a very dry girl and don’t use lube.

Jim, why are you walking funny?

Jim: I hooked up with that new girl last night. I ended up fire roasting the bitch all night long, now my dick is raw!!!

by Hootie79 June 15, 2018

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Fire Hydrant

The action of a male telling a partner during intercourse to close their eyes because he is about to ejaculate upon their face. After the said partner is on their knees with their eyes closed the male proceeds to urinate excessively while erect. The urine travels at a high velocity and drenches the partner to their surprise.

Frenchy: “Yo dude I heard you pulled a fire hydrant on Emerson last night!”

Josh: “Yeah man I pissed all over his face! He can’t even see today! He was drowning!”

by Injectingmarijuanas June 23, 2018

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Fire Hornrt

Also known as the Executioner Wasp; an ultra-rare paper wasp found only in Costa Rica, only yellow & red, which is said to have a sting so bad the bullet ant sting for comparison, is like a bee sting. It would theretically rank at a 6.0 on the Schmidt Pain Index Scale.

The entomologist got stung by a Fire Hornrt on his trip to Costa Rica.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 6, 2018

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Fire drill

A practice where the fire marshal visits the building to release a fire hornrt nest, which fear people enough for them to evacuate the building without the need for the fire alarm. A few people will get stung by fire hornrts on the way out of the building

The fire drill was scary yesterday!

by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 13, 2018

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