Danish Pig-In-A-Blanket

Shoving a toothpick down a man's penis and jacking him off until he cums blood

I recently gave my boyfriend a Danish pig-in-a-blanket.
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Yeah bro, I need a Danish pig-in-a-blanket or I'll go crazy.
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I gave David a Danish pig-in-a-blanket a few days ago.

by Oliver Nordin December 14, 2024

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Pig Drainer

When a girl is so into a guy she cuts herself and bleeds on him while he jacks off

"Yo I heard John got a Pig Drainer"

"That's crazy man"

by dixoncider 17288 December 24, 2024

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A thick white girl that is owned by a man of color and used sexually for her curvy body and obedience. Men with large penises are usually the best partner to fat white pigs because men with small penises do not perform well and/or reach far enough to please with all the extra meat on the woman.

My fat white pig knows her place and obeys like a complete mindless whore for me. She worships this big dick.

by D.Lang December 25, 2024

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Pig

You know what a goddamn pig is. If you don't, you should then start doing your homework little Jimmy.

"The farmer had many pigs in his barn and on his fields."

by livingbeingHR December 27, 2024

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pig

A blackie french bulldog of whom is a washington pibble.

"That washington is such a fatass pig"

by monkeyeater69 January 1, 2025

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Pig

1. countable noun.
A pig is basically a snorting ball of grease that loves to roll around in its own filth. It's like nature's way of saying, "Hey, look at this walking trash can!"

Example: "That dude's as useful as a pig in a swimming pool—just flopping around and making a mess!"

(Peppa Pig is hot)

by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025

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