bagle eating jew

A person of Jewish ethnicity who does not actively practice Judaism.

Did you see him at synagogue last week?

No. He's a bagle eating jew.

by Deanthejew February 4, 2016

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go eat coal

New variation of "fuck off" or "eat shit and die." Came up with this when I had trolls piss me off and it's Christmas time. So instead of telling someone to eat shit, you can tell them to eat coal.

Troll says: Hey Asian, go steal another white husband.

I say: Hey troll, I doubt anyone is getting your rude ass anything for Christmas. Go eat coal.

by Consuela, M. December 19, 2016

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Eating the Soap

Instead of dropping the soap in prison you suck your cellmate off in hopes he doesn't drop the soap in ya booty

Damn, Toni didn't drop the soap he ate it!!!!!!

Oh man Toni was eating the soap!

by John Hetlinger December 5, 2018

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Eat at Daddy’s

What famous rock stars say when they meet Madonna

Madonna: Good Dog, Borderline! Oh, hey Corey Taylor!

Corey Taylor: Eat at Daddy’s!

Madonna: Isn’t your dad dead?

Corey Taylor: Well, Yeah, But the restaurant is probably owned by somebody else’s father. Not Mine.

by SimDevoSlipknot October 13, 2018

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mousseline eat sucre

when Caillou's sister eats sugar in bilingual

person 1 : Should we watch caillou in French or in English?
person 2 : Why not both?
person 1: haha bilingual culture
person 1 : lol mousseline eat sucre

by shanyyyyyyyyyyyy October 17, 2018

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