Bum Nap

A nap you have to take early in the day because you got wasted too early.

Yo I’m gonna go take a bum nap, I’ll try to meet up with you later.

by BlountForce September 6, 2019

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soaky pokey bum wank

Also known as: one crease, a finger through the tissue, a rear breach, backdoor assailant, pushing the button and backdoor delight.

A common practice by the straight man to massage and finger ones rear passage while stroking the baby cannon.

Those not partaking in such delights have known to bat for the other team and play WOW. AKA R.Dixon.

Ah yeah, last night I had a takeaway and a soaky pokey bum wank. Absolute treat.

by Ben Fender September 8, 2019

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bumming booses

Bumming booses is putting pretzel sticks up each others urethra. It hurts like hell.

Friend 1: Bumming booses is a hard thing to do with a small penis.
Friend 2: What the heck, man, I thought all men were created equal! I have a huge urethra!

by The_Real_Boi May 29, 2018

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Being too busy

I've been pretty busy and so have you, we're both bums.

by YesMrsDaisy May 30, 2018

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A nigga that sits at home smokes weed & play games all day with no job

my friend is a bum

by colyco June 1, 2018

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Doesn’t have anything good going for themselves, nor do they care to. They’re most likely a deadbeat father/mother, lives with other ppl, have multiple women/men so they can have a place to crash. And they keep up more bs that Wendy Williams.

Ole bum ass mfs don’t have nothing to offer you but beg all day long

by Grandhustle Stud June 2, 2018

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