American Football

literally the definition of rugby for wimps

Guy 1: do you wanna play American football
Guy 2: naaa
Guy 1: why?
Guy 2: only for wimps

by Lol_hahah11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 10, 2021

toxic americanism

to americanize something so much to the point that it is a watered down version of what it was originally.

this is a case of toxic americanism.

by B.C.26 August 30, 2021

American Internet

It is fast af

Guy 1: This American Internet is great! It loads very fast! Better than Australian Internet.

by ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ June 3, 2021

American Swim

Commonly mistaken for adult swim by dumb whores

Hey what’s American swim? You mean adult swim? Dumb slut.

by Tamss June 8, 2021

Geographic-american

A protected race of people who are citizens of the United States of America who don't like America. Characteristics may include:
- Being triggered by or burning America's flag.
- Kneeling for America's national anthem.
- Wanting to remake America's Constitution.

- Expressing disappointment in America, its founding and its holidays.
- Wanting American history canceled so no one else can learn about it.
- Cheering on any restrictions on their own liberty.

A new poll shows that 85% of geographic-americans want mask mandates to continue indefinitely.

by Darkthunder75 June 15, 2021

American Dream

Anyone born with the name Jacob and/or the last name Johnson. The most American name there is. Usually from a strong bloodline and generational wealth.

Met this Engineer at work today, he was a total Jake. Talk about The American Dream..

by Stop The Bleed August 22, 2024

American Dream

Anyone born with the name Jacob and/or last name Johnson. The most American name there is. Primarily born into a strong bloodline and generational wealth.

Man, I met this Engineer named Jake the other day. Talk about The American Dream…

by Stop The Bleed August 22, 2024