Zarelli Special

when one ejaculates into a water balloon, lets it marinate for 30 days and then throws it at their significant other

Person 1: I have the best prank idea for my girlfriend
Person 2: what do you have in mind?
Person 1: I brought some water balloons for the Zarelli special

by cumbum67 January 7, 2026

Crafty Cumberbatch Special

When someone is lowered in a VAT of tartar sauce butt naked and then covered in seasonings. After drying for 30 minutes, you and some others lick the participant clean (including genitalia). Finally, you circlejerk eachother and finish all over the participants and leave him to clean himself up. This is typically done while wearing expensive fancy clothing.

I really enjoyed last night's Crafty Cumberbatch Special

by Arlibarli January 7, 2026

Uncle Sam’s back door special

When an old elderly man with a festive top hat and suit sticks his abnormally large penis in a asshole and gives you the sloppiest most dreadful back door back shots of your life while the national anthem plays in the back ground and she the song is over and he checks his penis to see if it’s clean and theirs shig on it he does it to you again and again until their is no more shit on his penis.

That old std full homeless man just gave me Uncle Sam’s back door special.

by ChaseA January 8, 2026

Pele Special

Where you go to work and tremble at the fact of answering the phone and shit on a pizza to disappoint Pele then quit your job with no notice.

'x' gave Pele a Pele Special because he couldn't deal with the stress.

by Pele's pizzeria January 15, 2026

Kazoo-Special

The act of going down on a partner, one with a penis, and buzzing your mouth into the penis like a kazoo.

I could hear her from the other room giving her boyfriend the Kazoo-Special

by OopAssTree January 15, 2026

Special Olympic Slalom

When a girl in a wheel chair gives you a blow job by opening her mouth and rolling the chair back and forth.

The cute blonde girl in the wheelchair gave me a Special Olympic Slalom last night.

by Tommy4 January 21, 2025

Matthew Special

The act of scooping up your genitalia (cock and balls) and jamming them as hard as you can into a vagina whilst wearing a 2003 rookie Lebron jersey and screaming "YAM TIME" as a "finishing move" to stimulate a female orgasm

I tried out the Matthew Special on my girlfriend yesterday, it's the first time I have made her orgasm

by bigsexmachinematthewrobertson January 25, 2025