Jake beens

Like 7 feet tall, probably plays foot ball, Interesting guy

“Omg! that’s Jake beens, Did you know he has two midget cousins”

by I love you Pookie bear June 9, 2025

Jakeing it

When a man is jerking off aggressively and proceeds to get friction burn on his penis

My friend Jon was jakeing it

by Homebody37 June 13, 2025

Jake

The best boy in the world and can beat all your nans in a sleep race and is super sexy

Jake is a fit boy

by Jake beta July 4, 2023

Jake

Someone who says things that are so outrageous you don’t know what to think. They are borderline scary to be around but equally hilarious.

Jake: “I tried to order a McTopSloppy and a McChinamen at McDonald’s and the girl at the drive thru was so shocked at my knowledge of the secret menu that she quit her job instantaneously…good thing I didn’t request the McPhagomania or she would have cried”

You: “Alright man, glad to hear it”

by EricShun100 July 25, 2023

Jake

A Jake is when you publicly masturbate on a social media sight like instagram, or Omegle. This can be used for blackmail if not careful

“ hey man I think I got caught last night because I pulled a Jake”

by JazzySnail July 28, 2023

Jake coulter

Your homie but can always annoy you with other people, like a bad ending of a good soon

Oh look it's a Jake coulter or snake coulter

by Waspy August 4, 2023

jake paul

HEs the reason people get fucking cancer fuck jake Paul fuck you

hey I like Jake paul
fuck you I cut your face off now.

by Isuckpussy🍼 August 4, 2023