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April 8th

April 8th is a national get your gf a jelly cat and pink flowers day and an energy drink day.
Person 1: “I got you a jellycat, pink flowers and an energy drink bc i’m your bf!”

Person 2: “Yay so honored to be your gf on April 8th!”
by men lover April 7, 2025
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Saturday 12th April

On the Saturday 12th April you are not permitted to nap or have any energy drinks.

This is unwritten law.
No! You can’t have a Red Bull, it’s Saturday 12th April
by TheMask00_1 April 12, 2025
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April 13th

National Chlamydia Day!. The day to celebrate people who give it out like it’s candy!!
“hey dude did you text that girl we ran a train on? “
“nah why”
“broo it’s April 13th, yk National Chlamydia Day? you don’t want her to forget do you?
by BigRedGuy22 April 12, 2025
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April 14th

April 14th is the day Abraham Lincoln said, “Sure, let’s go to the theater” and immediately regretted it.
Do you know what today is?” “Yeah it’s,April 14th?” “On this day in 1865 Abraham Lincoln got shot” “Cool I guess”
by SigmaBoy26387 April 13, 2025
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