Straight with extra steps

Being bisexual dating a bisexual

Hey bro are you dating someone

Then:yeah she bi
So y'all are straight with extra steps

by Hehe funny October 21, 2025

Straight Up Theory

The act of pointing ones genitalia straight into ones mouth “accidentally” and then ejaculating.

I believe Kanye West subscribes to Straight up theory recently

by El Choso November 8, 2025

straight house

no parents are home in the house.

Yo, Jimmys got the straight house. lets drink tonight boys.

by seggyback123 November 20, 2025

Straight Anakin

When you get catfished by a fat girl on a dating app so you have a one night stand with her and wipe your nut on the side of her bed

“Dude, where were you at 1:34 in the morning?”

“Well I WAS excited to hook up with my date. But her picture showed a 7.5 and she was a 4, so I gave her Straight Anakin and dipped.”

by Reddycolt December 28, 2025

In pain and possibly dying for years straight

And you didn't care.

Hym Iam "In pain and possibly dying for years straight."

by Hym Iam January 11, 2026

Super straight

Invalid #2

Knuckles from sonic boom; I’m actually super straight, not dreamsexual!
Knuckles; SKULLLLEMOJIIIIIIII!

by fortcraft moment February 12, 2025

Straight Card

A person in a high energy group who decides to be much more clear headed, reasonable and serious than the others. May be regarded as a stiff, or a buzz kill when in reality: they're the most integral to the longevity and prosperity of the group. Is typically not the leader of a high energy group, but more of a guardian angel on the sidelines.

"Man, James is such a damn straight card. Bastard fought me for my keys that night. Yeah dude I was going to get us home safe. I only had like... eight small ones..."

by James The Chaperone February 23, 2025