December 2

The only day you can skip fucking school

"Are you going to school tomorrow"

No you dumbass tommorow it's December 2

by Diegosexyboy November 7, 2019

Dick Deep in you December

When you fuck your bitch hella hard your DICK DEEP in her !! DICK DEEP IN YOU DECEMBER (DDIYD)🍆🤤😂

Ahhh!! Tomorrow is Dec 1 ! You know what that means !!! No more No Nut November I’m finna fuck my girl so hard because it’s D DICK DEEP IN YOU DECEMBER BABYYYYY!! Fuck yea!

by Bobbery Bob Biller November 7, 2019

December 2nd

On December 2nd everyone is skipping school so act sick dont go!

“Hey brady it’s December 2nd you know what that means, NO SCHOOL!”

by Slapdaddy69420 November 8, 2019

December 15

If ur the shortest ur welcome. Today is the slap tall friend-dag. That means you can slap your tallest friend across the face 5 times.

Hi its december 15:th
Tall friend: ok?
Short friend: you know what that means!
-oh no
*slap*

by Dumbwhorebitch November 9, 2019

Drop all drama December

For one month, all girls have to drop all of their drama.

Omg?!!! She passes drop all drama December?! That’s a first

by peepeepoopoo man November 9, 2019

December 4th

National make out with your high school sweetheart day

It’s December 4th national make out with your high school sweetheart day!

by Bluebaby2001 November 10, 2019

No Reverse December

A event on December where nobody is allowed to use their reverse card in any type of situation. Men and women must tuff it out during this month. If you get called gay, you gotta accept it and leave it. If one uses a reverse card in December, then they get send the spiritual realm that is loss.

Sal: Looks like No Reverse December has upon us. Time to put my card away and fight it.
Raul: Let's hope I don't use my card this month.

by The Ed Channel November 10, 2019