captivating cream

a cream color wall paint that gets laughed about in guided study

let's buy some captivating cream paint at wherein williams.

by aly_soccer9 December 2, 2021

cream

wtf I just wanted to look up the definition for cream on urban dictionary but all I get is Wu-Tang clan references somebody help

C.R.E.A.M. by Wu-Tang Clan is really good,
too bad I can't cream at how good this song is
because I'm in school

by 81Ilikecoldcheetos81 December 2, 2021

ice cream girl

elizibeth afton nick names being eli beth lizzy and liz and bethy

she just wanted to seee her she didn't want to be her now she is the tomb that haunts her soul - ice cream girl 2021

by idkhecker December 3, 2021

Cream cake

A creampie into preferably a woman’s buttocks

I gave her pleaseure, my cream cake was superior.

by Monbernhd December 5, 2021

Cream cheese sushi roll

When the man rolls up the woman in a blanket and proceeds to have sex with her.

Person 1: I just had sex with Stacie the other day.
Person 2: Isn’t your heater broken? It was -1 degrees
Person 1: Yeah, I rolled her up in a blanket before

Person 2: Like a cream cheese sushi roll?
Person 1: ...Like a what?

by Dadude2020 December 6, 2021

Bad ice cream

You'll know its bad after you eat it. If you belly hurts its bad.

Mmmm that ice cream whas gooOoood! *2 minutes later* Uggghhhh wowza! That was deffinitly bad.That was (bad ice cream).

by Wowza! Thats crazy! October 18, 2019

Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 7, 2020