crack advice

Poor or otherwise reluctant advice.

Scott: I've been meaning to ask this girl out, could I ask for some advice?
Aaron: Use Google.
Scott: Thanks for the crack advice.

by horuntori September 1, 2016

Crack Baby

A kid that runs his mouth alot

Does he ever stop nope itś crack baby riley roys

by Big dong daddy January 25, 2018

crack fuzz

The fuzz left on a toilet seat from someone's nasty ass crack.

Clean up your nasty crack fuzz!

by nick_in_STL January 31, 2018

Pillow in the crack

When a woman masterbates by humping a pillow

I walked in the room and she had a pillow in the crack.

by Eltie February 5, 2018

Crack mouth

a distinguishable feature on every crackhead. in which the crack head has a slim jaw and no teeth.

you can tell he's a crackhead look he has crack mouth.

by MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOp May 5, 2018

crack head north

A lovely person

I saw crack head north the other day, what a great guy

by Niggeefaggot69 February 12, 2018

Butt-crack straggler

The hairs that migrate down your back and get stuck in your butt crack and prove uncomfortable to remove.

She pulled a single butt-crack straggler out from behind.

by ShotgunCharlieB February 14, 2018