someone who is so insistent on getting his daily calcium that they need to yoink (often in a violent manner) your bones to achieve it. often a gym chad or a creepy guy next door, you never know who will take one or even two of your 206 bones.
Someone: Sorry guys, I reeeeeallly need my calcium today. *takes bones*
Victim(s): Damn it, I can't believe you've done this, you bone snatcher.
Victim(s): Damn it, I can't believe you've done this, you bone snatcher.
by FlashCanBuild June 30, 2022
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