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Apple Oak Sports

Apple Oak Sports is a 250 acre off-road vehicle park in Matteson, Illinois. The park opens in spring 2022.
The park features some of the best riding trails and has several racetracks for utv's and atv's.
I went to Apple Oak Sports and had the best outdoor experience ever.
The nature trails at Apple Oak Sports are amazing.
by Jerry Murphy November 23, 2021
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Apple Oak Sports

Apple Oak Sports is a 250 acre off-road vehicle park in Matteson, Illinois. The park opens in spring 2022.
The park features some of the best riding trails and has several racetracks for utv's and atv's.
I went to Apple Oak Sports and had the best outdoor experience ever.
The nature trails at Apple Oak Sports are amazing.
by Jerry Murphy November 23, 2021
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Apple Oak Sports

Apple Oak Sports is a 250 acre off-road park located in Matteson, Illinois. The park opens in spring 2022.
The park features some of the best off-road and nature trails and has several racetracks for utv's and atv's.
I had an amazing time riding the trails at Apple Oak Sports.
The racetrack at Apple Oak Sports was the best outdoor experience of the summer.
by Jerry Murphy November 23, 2021
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Apple

A kind hearted woman with a very big heart for her family and friends, she's strong and can always surpass the challenges in life. Apple loves the moon and the sun but also a super fan of galaxies and music. Apples are the woman that will show you pure love and care just like how they love themselves. If you know someone whose named Apple keep them because they're rare.
Goodmorning Apple, i hope you get well na. Lagi mong tatandaan na sa bawat pagsubok na mararanasan mo, nandito lang ako palagi para sayo, don't hesitate to tell me what you're going through. Lagi akong handang maging tenga na makikinig sayo at sa lahat ng rants mo sa buhay, Sana habang nag-gogrow tayo ganon din yung friendship natin more years pa for friendship. Sabi mo nga soul sisters tayo sa sobrang dami ng mga naranasan natin pareho, mga bagay na pareho nating trip HAHAHAHA. Sana kapag may opportunity na for us to meet sana ma-grab natin yung opportunity na yon, bihira yung maka-encounter ng totoong bestfriend sa internet kasi karamihan sa iba hindi naman tumatagal but look at us, we're turning 3 next july 2022. Sana mas tumibay pa yung bond natin together, more chismis pa HAHAHAHAHA. Cheers to more years of friendship! Iloveyou sol.
by luna_dpcv31005 November 23, 2021
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Apple

A kind hearted woman with a very big heart for her family and friends, she's strong and can always surpass the challenges in life. Apple loves the moon and the sun but also a super fan of galaxies and music. Apples are the woman that will show you pure love and care just like how they love themselves. If you know someone whose named Apple keep them because they're rare.
Goodmorning Apple, i hope you get well na. Lagi mong tatandaan na sa bawat pagsubok na mararanasan mo, nandito lang ako palagi para sayo, don't hesitate to tell me what you're going through. Lagi akong handang maging tenga na makikinig sayo at sa lahat ng rants mo sa buhay, Sana habang nag-gogrow tayo ganon din yung friendship natin more years pa for friendship. Sabi mo nga soul sisters tayo sa sobrang dami ng mga naranasan natin pareho, mga bagay na pareho nating trip HAHAHAHA. Sana kapag may opportunity na for us to meet sana ma-grab natin yung opportunity na yon, bihira yung maka-encounter ng totoong bestfriend sa internet kasi karamihan sa iba hindi naman tumatagal but look at us, we're turning 3 next july 2022. Sana mas tumibay pa yung bond natin together, more chismis pa HAHAHAHAHA. Cheers to more years of friendship! Iloveyou sol.
by luna_dpcv31005 November 23, 2021
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Alabama Candy Apple

The term "Alabama Candy Apple" is a sexual act which derives from when one cleans the hair from their sack then dips their testicles into a bowl of syrup made for candy apples. (Ingredients will be listed for optimal pleasure.) Once the sugary coat is well hardened around the sack, another person will attempt to eat all of the coating off of the gentile only using their teeth.

The cooking process is as follows:
Over medium heat, 1.5 sugar, 1 cup light corn syrup, 1 cup water. Stir on high till boil and sugar dissolves.
Keep on high till sugar reaches 285F then take off heat.
Add .5 teaspoon cinnamon, .5 teaspoon red food coloring.
Stir carefully till dark red.
(Hotter is usually preferred by most)

The act doesn't come without it's risks though, they are as follows:
Passing out.
High anxiety may be induced.
Inhalers are recommended.

Lower sperm count.
Damage to gentile.
A: My wife wanted to try something a little "out there" in the bedroom.
B: She didn't ask you to give her an "Alabama Candy Apple", did she?
A: She did, and I only passed out 3 times!
by Drankenstien January 22, 2025
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apple macaroni chicken wings

when you throw a rock over the sunset and it lands on hitlers body causing the holocaust to start again in 300 hundred years, also the kfc closes down so all monkeys go rawr and NIGGER. after that shit the chicken escapes out of the kfc and the monkeys start another war for the chicken. BUT NOW, newton decided to remove gravity and the newton apple explodes and destroyes the edge of the universe, this is a very important part, if you eat a pasta cake (macaroni) then it all will become the apple macaroni chicken wing.
'' nigga did you just cause a apple macaroni chicken wings?''
''daym sorry bro, shit just happens on monday''
by pineaple nazi January 23, 2025
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