Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair

When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.

Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!

What’s that?

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!

by epiwonk January 27, 2023

alaskan hair tie

the act of using a girl's hand band as a cock ring, soaking up her cum and then putting her hair up for a BJ

Steven's dick wasn't working right so, Rachel gave him an Alaskan hair tie.

by tittytictac4U January 30, 2023

doll hair

another word for dollar

p1: lets go to the doll hair store
p2: ight bet

p1: you got a doll hair?
p2: im broker than a mf

by gottadollhair? February 11, 2023

receding bum hairs

wen ur bum hairs receed liek mine

me receding bum hairs receed!
mine too!

by ScorchingSmegma February 12, 2023

Black Hair Dysmorphia

The constant feeling that your hair is not black enough, even after only dying it recently.

“Why are you dying your black hair black? You must have black hair dysmorphia”

by Captainbirdseyecreampie October 13, 2023

Hag Hair

Tussled hair following sexual activity, that typically goes unnoticed during the activity, but seems more obvious afterwards.

Linda: I totally want you. Please take me!
Ace: You got it babe.

<sometime later>

Ace: Wow! Linda that was awesome, but you have some serious hag hair brewing.
Linda: Well, if I do, I suppose I have you to thank.

by The Jungle Prophet October 15, 2023

Hybrid Hair

Adult male hair on the top of the head grown long beyond typical corporate standards during the pandemic and kept while gradually returning to the office.

Did you see Bob's new hybrid hair? It's not easy to notice on the video conference calls, since he pulls it back into a ponytail.

by defleggend October 20, 2023