neo porn

why would you search this dumbass

idfk whats neo porn

by GoodGuyCharlie August 18, 2021

porn intake

the amount of spiciness consumed in a short span of time. usually used to describe a point reached when someone has seen too much pornography and/or erotica for their brain to comprehend. when u have reached this state of mine even the mention of intercourse gives u a headache.

chip: "did u watch that new romcom on netflix that came out last weekend?"

dale: "yeah. they seriously overdid it; it's been a week and i'm still at maximum porn intake."

by simponastick August 19, 2021

Porn

What lames do, porn refers to having sex somehow without having sex. Porn is what some dork talks crazy through because they don't really get any

That girl did some porn stuff to me the other day. I don't even remember what she said.

by Chief Lotsadough August 29, 2021

Gay porn

1. Makes your toenails grow.

2. Sideways.

“Dude, your toe-nails are Gay Porn!”

by Hele53 June 22, 2021

Porn

your dumb… we all know why your looking it up you nasty beast. this is urban dictionary not porn hub.

I want to watch porn but my mom monitors my computer.

by unicorn&rainbows_kittins1234 June 25, 2021

Brexit Porn

Articles, videos and any other media that shows the disastrous consequences that Brexit is contributing to the UK - usually regarding events that were easily predictable as a result of Brexit.

Did you see that £70 million worth of food was left to rot in UK as they didn't have enough pickers from Eastern Europe to come and harvest the crops?

I better look that up and bookmark it under my Brexit Porn folder.

by cuntiessmaximus August 15, 2022

down porning

When it opens up and down pours and you feel the need to watch porn.

I was downloading porn during the downpour last Sunday, down porning!

by Angelic Kaye August 19, 2022