Tree House Apple Juice

Any bodily fluid produced by a human reproductive organ.

“Your tree house apple juice is sweet.”

by I'mtheoriginalsomeone January 3, 2026

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apple-to-orange

Being the antonym for "apple-to-apple", this term refers to the comparison between two things (or more) that simply don't compare! For example, you were born on Sunday, February 22nd 2004. You aren't going to have ever celebrated your birthday during Ramadan until Sunday, February 22nd 2026. But still, you have always compared with the rapper Quavo who have once celebrated his birthday during Ramadan. And the last time this rapper celebrated his birthday was on Tuesday, April 2nd 2024.

Trying to compare my birthday on February 22nd 2004, with Quavo's Ramadan birthday is just an apple-to-orange situation; they’re worlds apart!

by Emotional Cruiser January 8, 2026

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Apple Turnover And A Coffee

Euphemism for Fucking Your friends Mum In The Face

Dave's running late, he just had to stop for an Apple Turnover And A Coffee

Guess what I had for Breakfast? An Apple Turnover And A Coffee

Do you boys want to stop in for a quick Apple Turnover And A Coffee?

by DunkyFonk January 9, 2026

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Argentinian asshole apple

an apple out of an Argentinian's ass

Guy 1: dude, I ate this apple and it tasted like shit
guy 2: thats because it's Argentinian asshole apple, you idiot
guy 1:*takes another bite*
Guy 2 that's fickin nasty

by Vin the bigg January 12, 2026

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