Zach

a little bitch that is tiny and abusive.

Zach was a big bitch last night

by Rego465 February 20, 2020

Zach

Zach is one of the meanest people in the world, he laughs if they get hurt he’s a know it all and he thinks he’s better then you, and if you try to tell him he’s doing something wrong he acts like your telling him that he’s doing everything wrong he’s just a straight up dick

Why is he being so mean

Oh he’s a zach

by Randomperson5656 August 23, 2020

Zach

A huge dumbass that's kind but mostly known for stupidity and his cockyness.

Wow Zach you are an idiot

by Kae4thefame October 19, 2020

Zach

1) Has a big dick, able to get ladies just by saying "What's good slatterinos".

"God, Zach is so hot, right Michelle?"

by BigPP_Daddio12369 November 21, 2021

Zach

A smart dumbass. Usually pretty skinny. They're very loyal and fun to hang out with.
They can always make you laugh or feel better. They make the best boyfriend/guy friend ever. They are super caring. They also have nice dark hair. They love hanging out with friends.

"Zach is literally the best guy I've ever met"

"I know right? He's so funny too!"

by user9173 October 20, 2019

Zach

Zach, not the smartest of all people but some how, still passes most of his classes. He’s very funny, but has a dark sense of humour. He is tall, but not skinny, and has black hair. He will say the stupidest things if you insult him, or even compliment him.

Person 1: Hey Zach, did you know that there’s a test tomorrow.

Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.

by PotatoPatato69 October 27, 2019

Zach

A Russian/muslim islamic ultra-terrorist who wants to work for nasa just so he can plant a bomb on the next space shuttle to the moon and kill every living thing on it. Nickname: the spastic

Zach, your jokes aren't funny. You fucking demented 4 year old born in Afghanistan.

by bigmanfunny4 October 28, 2019