Spud

Not the typical Irish dinner but an absolute fool/dope of a person.

Gway you absolute spud of a youngfella!

by Your mother's atin it August 26, 2019

Butt Spud

The sexual act of shoving a potato in your ass (or another person's ass) and making sure it's no longer visible. Then with all of your (or their) force, shooting it out of your (or their) ass.

Hell yeah man, last night I made a new butt spud record. Got it to launch 10 feet.

by BlackKilo May 30, 2018

Spud

Someone who is just extremely dumb.

Ben '' What is Barack O'bama's name
Seth '' How am I supposed to know''
Me, an intellectual '' You both are Spuds, His name is Barack Obamaaaaaa''

by person+people June 6, 2018

Spud

A PC way to call patients Retards.

ALS 1- respond to 54 elm for a pt with his hand stuck in the garbage disposal,”fuckin spuds man”

by Basically an ambulance driver June 6, 2018

Spud

Someone that is your favourite person or someone you love a lot

On your snapchat you may have your friend/partner as “spud😘”

by Ami1740 December 24, 2017

Spud

When someone is being a cunt, but you can’t say cunt because you’re in public or some gay shit like that, so you call them a spud

“Mate, stop being a Spud”

by I ❤️ Big Booty Bitches January 2, 2018

Spud Nugget

A fat retarded person missing limbs.

that spud nugget is a mongo

by Joshy6914 April 4, 2017