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Shlong

A shlong is a slang word to design a penis. It is usually used as a goofy word.
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Look at my shlong
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Shlong is a combination of the word short and long
This building isn’t quite so short or long, it’s shlong
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They come in all shapes and sizes. You may find them in your teens bedroom particularly large ones are the new in trend. Small shlongs usually are disliked by women as the saying goes 'go big or go home' which boys that own little schlong's take quite literally.
girl- Mum I don't want my dolls anymore I want a big schlong

mum- teenagers these days

mum- later searches up a shlong
'oooh darling id love a schlong too'
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Shlong Rip

The most devious, diabolical, smelly, gross bong rip to ever enter a human beings lungs.
“Woah Johan just hit a Shlong Rip, what a gross guy”
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giant gaging penis, often errect when other males come into its territory. Not to mention the throbbing pain one experiences after not getting grazed by the male touch for a while, one may call this "blue balling". No one can use their shlong unless granted access by the shlong lord ace sanders. Enjoy your shlong, with caution my fellow shlong havers.
"damn, i didn't think ace had such a long shlong"
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Shlong Slinger

The Name That Was Given To Joseph Without His knowledge During A Friendly Game Of Bowling.
"Did You Joseph's Username In Bowling Was Shlong Slinger?"
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