The correct answer is the opposite of whatever was just said. A principle created from the observation of former hedge fund manager and finance commentator Jim Cramer's history of investment advice; where the opposite of whatever is recommended was almost always the best option.
Investment Bro: Cramer was on tv today saying Florba-Skipp is a failing company and to sell immediately.
Financial Planner: Cramer's Razor...
Investment Bro: Dump everything into FBSK immediately
Financial Planner: Cramer's Razor...
Investment Bro: Dump everything into FBSK immediately
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The CEO said that sales are low because the marketing department can’t target the right demographic. However, based on Khanlonovich’s Razor, it’s probably because customers hate the product.
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Get the Khanlonovich’s Razor mug.A simple problem requires multiple complicated solutions to be discussed at length. This usually takes place while people are saying their goodbyes in an inconvenient location.
"It was nice to see you, goodbye. Actually... as per Connolly's Razor, let's go over the Christmas plans in detail while we stand in this doorway as I don't think what we agreed is suitable for my babysitter's gerbil"
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So he has a fat cock?
What? How did you know?
Well, those are all relative terms and it's unlikely that he is relatively more of those things than anyone else. Which means all that's left is a big fat cock.
It's not the big fat cock though....
Cockam's Razor says that it is the big fat cock.
It's not! It's the things he's relatively less then others! Not the thing he's relatively more!
Well, Cockam would disagree.
So he has a fat cock?
What? How did you know?
Well, those are all relative terms and it's unlikely that he is relatively more of those things than anyone else. Which means all that's left is a big fat cock.
It's not the big fat cock though....
Cockam's Razor says that it is the big fat cock.
It's not! It's the things he's relatively less then others! Not the thing he's relatively more!
Well, Cockam would disagree.
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The act of finding sexual pleasure in cutting people's hair and wanting to perform sexual asks on them even if they don't have hair.
Also refers to a horny bastard.
The act of finding sexual pleasure in cutting people's hair and wanting to perform sexual asks on them even if they don't have hair.
Also refers to a horny bastard.
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by theFANUM January 27, 2021
Get the FANUM's razor mug.The act of fuckin a girl from the methadone clinic doggy style. Right before she nods off from the medication. The man pulls his penis out of her vagina. And without lube or shoves it in her asshole while punching her in the back of the head.
Bare in mind, for it to be a proper Richmond razor back. The girl can have no more than seven teeth.
Bare in mind, for it to be a proper Richmond razor back. The girl can have no more than seven teeth.
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