Neuwirth's Razor

"Any Situation can be made worse with the addition of poop"

"Stan was already having a bad day. His partner had left him, he was laid off from work, and his cat had run away. In spite of this, Stan decided he would enjoy some barefoot running ( a farvorite pastime). Forgetting Neuwirth's Razor. Stan forgot to check his surroundings before leaving his apartment, and stepped on a freshly deposited cat dropping. "

by bubbie feh July 13, 2021

Golden Razor

"Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity, except for whenever it benefits them."

A variant of Hanlon's Razor

1: This game is a fucking scam.
2: Hanlon's Razor, dude. The devs are just incompetent.
1: No, Golden Razor. They've made a *lot* of money and NO progress. This is intentional.

by Terkan June 2, 2021

razor(rex)

REX IS TERUTERUS HUSBAND .

rex is a cool dude and loves teruteru very much.
you should date rex👹

person: you should be more like razor(rex)

by rex.oiz June 6, 2021

Poo Poo's Razor

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by someone really needing to use the bathroom.

Hey man, don't just assume he was being an asshole. Maybe he just really needed to use the bathroom. It's Poo Poo's Razor.

by Smumbo July 3, 2021

Razor

The best person in the Edros Region. A lot of people know him and like him. Including me. He's an absolute gangster.

P1: Razor is a G.
P2: I totally agree.

by FrostyBYT August 28, 2022

Razor

A person who is d e f i n i t e l y not a furry but always makes himself look sus by simping for Mountain

Razor is not a furry ok-

by Rui's secret stalker September 5, 2022

Achmed's Razor

If a Middle Eastern food establishment has good hummus, they will almost certainly have good Middle Eastern food.

A: I can't tell if Al Basha's has good Middle Eastern food, what do you think?

B: Achmed's Razor says if they have good hummus they have good Middle Eastern food.

by GQFez October 13, 2022