Puck bunny

A woman ice hockey fan, often one whose interest in the sport is only motivated by attraction to the players rather than enjoyment of the game.

bitch, i ain’t a fucking puck bunny, i will slash you with my skates you big fat mole-rat

by slaymfqueen September 26, 2022

Puck Slut

A chick who knows hockey bros have the biggest cocks and so only fucks us. Will do anything for hockey cock.

Hockey Bro 1: Dude, I skullfucked Kylie for 2 hours after practice yesterday. I didn't even have time to shower.

Hockey Bro 2: Are you kidding bro? You fucking reek after practice.

Hockey Bro 1: Yup, she slurped my sweaty cock good.

Hockey Bro 2: What a fucking puck slut.

by anonymous December 29, 2021

Puck bunny

A disability

Me: why are all the whores in the stands?
Friend: they got puck bunny

by Gottem00175 November 18, 2021

Puck

A being so infinitely dumb. Submerged in a sea of degeneracy. Someone who gets less than 90% in tests

Dude. We should bully Puck.

by Puckn't October 17, 2021

puck rabbit

The male version of puck bunnies

Person 1: yo hockey girls are so hot man
Person 2: ur such a puck rabbit!

by Youmeurmomandabed603 February 19, 2022

Puck fuck

Stupid ass hockey players who get absolutely no coochie

Your friend aleks is a puck fuck why’s he sitting in a corner alone

by TheGooseGod August 8, 2021

creamy puck

when Susan is lonely she goes on tinder to find her a creamy puck

a creamy puck is when the male puffs his chest like a pigeon

susan “hello male creamy puck me”
male “ok suzzie boo puffy me”

by potterharry June 10, 2021