Xmas Pi

When the number π has unprovenly been using dreams for centuries to hint at number theorists and numerologists that besides some Old Testament books in the Bible, the birth of Christ is also revealed via its digits, if only they know how or where to look for them—had they sought the Holy Spirit, the Third Person in the Trinity, for direction, they would have received the revelation instead of struggling with their own intellect.

Divining the virgin birth of the Messiah via Xmas pi would have been a digital coup for the mathematical brethren, who could have been flirting with mathematical immortality thanks to their discovery.

by Fasters December 14, 2021

Pi Dung

All the falsehoods, white lies, or fake news about the number π that conspiracy-minded Trumpublicans and QAnonists share on social media to their tribes, most of whom are ladle-fed with daily Fox News misinformation—for example, the googolth digit of π is the biblical value of 3; ET sent an apocalyptic message to earthlings on Pi Day via a Mar-a-Lago resort’s terminal.

Is pi dung a subset of woke math or a root of white supremacy math?

by Fasters February 22, 2022

pi time

pi = approximately 3.14
therefore, when the clock shows 3:14, it is Pi Time!

An excellent time to eat pie.

Dude check out the clock, it's 3:14 - better heat up that cherry pie yo mama made cuz it's pi time!

by diggerb March 14, 2010

Pies

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hey pie get me a beer

dude he pied the waitress in the kitchen

by the project pat June 1, 2004

sling pies

To deliver pizza, usually with a car.

"What does Joseph do for work?" "Sling pies for Pizza Hut down on campus."

by Illogical Bobcat June 18, 2008

Pi Moment

When the public announcement of the proof of a famous unsolved problem on π turned out to be short-lived, because the result was later found to contain grave errors.

Mathematicians worldwide were excited to hear that the number (π + e) has been proved to be transcendental (i.e., its value can’t be the root of an algebraic equation with rational coefficients), but the news was nothing but a pi moment.

by MathPlus March 22, 2021

Pi Sigma

Pi Sigma is a diverse sorority of cannabis-proud women also known as the Pink Sesh Society. From sophisticated women who run executive board meetings, to elegant mothers handling family business, these women live unapologetically, celebrate each other, and enjoy cannabis.

I can't wait to become a member of Pi Sigma and meet new friends and sisters.

by persephoneroe420 May 6, 2021