The Mom Paradox

When you struggle with something and call for help, and the other person solves the problem by just existing and you look like an idiot.

You can't find your favorite shirt after an hour of looking and your mom finds it in your closet in 5 seconds? Mom Paradox.

Your computer keeps crashing but when you call IT everything works like new? Mom Paradox.

Kid: "Mom the TV isn't turning on something is wrong"
Mom: *presses the ON button on the TV and it works just find* "What's the problem?"
Kid: "The Mom Paradox"
Mom: *proceeds to beat the kid*

by Guulagg February 22, 2022

Austin Paradox

The scenario of a man having an option between suitors, although not knowing whether the suitors have interest in the man in question, although suspected. Usually consists of four options: choose one, choose the other, wait it out, or start over with a new, unrelated suitor. The scenario usually ends badly for the man in said paradox, and the man is haunted with the thought of what could have been had he chosen another option.

“Yeah, my friend is caught in an Austin Paradox. He’s having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what he should do. I pity him.”

by Helixgamingco August 19, 2021

abundance paradox

In layman's terms, abundance paradox means quality and quantity are NEVER, EVER go hand in hand

Look at the Top 4 global populations (Chingcong/China, Bobs Vegana Land/India, AmeriKKKunt/USA, and Indon/Indog/Indonesia) and compare that with Hentai Land/Japan or Nazi Land/EU which have free falling population numbers to see what abundance paradox is

by Sir. B August 27, 2021

Girthy’s Paradox

This paradox is described as when Male A cannot create sperm to have children and Male B donates a working testicle to Male A. Then when Male A has a child with the new working testicle is the child Male A’s or is it really Male B’s?

Woah that’s crazy, are you sure that’s his child or did Girthy’s Paradox throw us for a loop?

by GIRTHYMONSTER69 September 2, 2021

Pass the Paradox

The golden rule of only taking two hits of rosin extracts, the grandaddy of cannabis concentrates, and then passing to the next person.

Yo, pass the paradox.

by dabitokeitaddit June 6, 2021

X24 Paradox

American gamer, youtuber and content creator.

I am subscribed to X24 Paradox.

by TheMrBanana June 17, 2021

Pinocchio Paradox

When Pinocchio says "My nose grows now!" And his nose will basically malfunction.

Pinocchio: My nose grows now!
Nose: I have no fucking idea what to do
(Fucking Pinocchio Paradox)

by Ariel Aries May 19, 2021