mattress folder

When they fuck you so good you grab onto the mattress and bend it...in a sense folding it

Bro my girl is so good in bed. Really mattress folder good?? Hell Ya she is a mattress folder.

by shyvanismommy July 3, 2016

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Squaddie Mattress

A female who like to have sexual intercourse with squaddies.
Usually have sexual intercourse in bushes and old mattress in woods.

Originated in front of McDonald’s

‘ She’s a right squaddie mattress’

by Squaddie2479 January 18, 2018

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Mattress Tag

When someone is useless like so many matress tags that serve no purpose except to be torn off.

Jill is such a mattress Tag, she gets nothing done.

by Jasonbasinmason June 30, 2020

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St. Mattress

worship from bed, usually very loud "OH GOD" repeated a lot

them: religious preference?
me: st. mattress...it's very exclusive!

by thatnoodlyappendage January 1, 2012

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Mattress

A femme Matt, binary. Gender specifically a female who is not as smart as she thinks she sounds. Sometimes with a proportioned head, which is rare among Matt’s. AKA Offensive.

That Mattress Staci is a real R in the morning especially when insufficiently caffeinated. She does have a huge following on that foot page on OnlyFans, there are a lot of Troy69s however. Not sure they all count.

by Karl Hungus March 29, 2023

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Mattress Firm

an American mattress store chain founded on July 4, 1986. The headquarters of the company is located in Houston, Texas.

On October 5, 2018, Mattress Firm filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. The company planned to break 700 lease contracts by closing 200 unprofitable stores as soon as possible and was considering closing the other 500 stores out of the more than 3,300 it operated at that time. In November 2018, Mattress Firm emerged from Chapter 11 bankruptcy

by SPrice1980 May 20, 2023

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