What's it like being MARRIED to Dana White

OK... Now take your hand 🖐 And now slam it into your face 🤦 ♂️ That

Hym "What's it like being MARRIED to Dana White? 🖐🤦 ♂️😭 in 3 emojis."

by Hym Iam January 14, 2025

Married at 18

(Alcohol)
A very weak alcoholic beverage made more for taste than for getting drunk.

Different from a Virgin drink that has no alcohol.

“This drink isn’t a virgin, but definitely married at 18.”

by Golden Bear 42 December 28, 2025

MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭

• immediately restorting to marriage as soon as you claim you like something
• someone who marries their favourite things
• someone who dislikes running around the bush
• someone who yells at people I dare you

1. YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE? MARRY IT I DARE YOU 😭😭😭
2. I dislike this thing and have no intention of MARRYING IT.
3. “WHAT. U KNOW HOW TO MARRY PEOPLE..?! teach me.” said richard in curious tone.

by ivanappreciator July 1, 2024

Fred is super fucking hot omfg please marry me babe

Lex's boyfriend who is super hot and sexy

Fred is super fucking hot omfg please marry me babe is a good word to use

by Alexus_thefurry July 29, 2024

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<.7.9.7.6.>It Is AN Atrocity That Saheem Malik Valdery Is Not Married<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It Is AN Atrocity That Saheem Malik Valdery Is Not Married<.7.9.7.6.>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025

Married

Well, if it was as easy as throwing myself at a fat cock I'd be married too.

Hym "We can't all just throw ourselves at a every fat cock we meet and never work out a day in our lives. Go watch Bill Burr's 'women have no game' clip from his podcast and then say that shit again. I'd be married too if all I had to do was sit around and wait for the opposite sex to interact with me."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2023

Will you marry me?

That's not how you do that...

Hym "You don't just ask her 'Will you marry me?' You gotta TELL her. You say 'Once the theocrats take over I'm going to purchase you for a goat, 2 hens, and a tire iron and then I'm going to make you my sister with a reality monster ritual... Yep... My hot... Fuckable sister...' And then you vote for literally anyone because all of the politicians are religious."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024