Skip to main content

Blue Laser

1. A defence in ScrapTD which fires a powerful laser which does huge damage against ground barrels.

2. A plasmatic laser.
"I placed down 8 Blue Lasers and it shredded most Mobile Deliveries that came out against me."

"Blue Laser seems pretty powerful albeit but also hot."
by AwesomeGamer22 January 14, 2023
mugGet the Blue Laser mug.

Laser cutter

It's a word used to define when a man ejacualtes so hard and with such an accurate beam that it can ''cleanly'' cut through anything like if it was a laser cutter.
Yesterday when i left home i forgot my keys so i decided to start watching lesbian BDSM porn on my phone, i pointed my cock to the lock of my door and ejaculated, now i gotta pay 1000$ in repairs but at least i was able to enter my house. It felt like one of those laser cutters from cartoons that cut through everything they point at.
by Cuttermaster69 October 17, 2023
mugGet the Laser cutter mug.

Super Laser Piss

An attack used by Dr. Ivo “EggmanRobotnik, usually performed from Space Colony ARK.
Eggman: “I’m gonna fuck the earth! That’s right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!”
(fires piss)
Eggman: “Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth; I m g o n n a g o h i g h e r . I’m pissing on the MOOOON!”
(Half of the moon is destroyed)
Eggman: “How do you like that, Obama?!?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!!!”
Everyone: (staring in awe)
by not a G.U.N. soldier November 3, 2023
mugGet the Super Laser Piss mug.

Laser tag

Laser tag is mainly when a person gets angry at a game of laser tag and starts attacking people in the game.
Look guys! Sam is having a laser tag moment!”
by Soviet_Slav January 5, 2024
mugGet the Laser tag mug.

Laser caution

Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution Laser caution, what could it mean?
P1: ayoo Jim check out thi-Laser caution
Jim: Laser caution laser caution
by Beltbucklebystander July 15, 2021
mugGet the Laser caution mug.

Plastic Lasers

Someone gaslights you into oblivion with false feelings and false transgressions; so much so that it makes you question your sanity.
My ex hit me with the plastic lasers. She wouldnt answer her phone for days and when I hit her up like "where've you been?!" She'd cry her eyes out saying she goes out because I don't want to spend time with her; that I'm 'selfish and 'superficial' but she knows I have football practice and I'm super focused on my scholarship. I told her that I had priorities but she was like "that never happened." and that I'm " ignoring her needs." Complete one-eighty the conversation .
by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021
mugGet the Plastic Lasers mug.

Laser guided pissile

When you start pissing in the air whilst walking towards the urinal only to finish at the urinal
Holey shit I was so busting to piss I had to launch my laser guided pissile before I even got to the urinal
by Savage creep November 23, 2022
mugGet the Laser guided pissile mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email