iPod Touch

A device that made many people's childhoods. The entire lineup was recently discontinued by Apple in May 2022.

Old elementary school friend 1: Hey remember when you used to have that fart soundboard app on your iPod Touch 2G?
Old elementary school friend 2: LOL yeah, we used to troll around with that in class. Those were good times man.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 5, 2023

iPod ADD

The problem of not being able to listen to one complete song on one's iPod or Mp3 player.

"That's the tenth song you've switched from. You've got iPod ADD."

by Joan B November 9, 2007

iPod Jamming

The act of tapping/dancing/singing etc. whilst listening to your iPod.

Oftentimes it isn't pleasant to observe.

Fred: Dude, I saw Karley iPod Jamming at lunch today.

Charlie: I bet your ears are ringing, or your eyes burning?

Fred: I went frickin' blind for one minute!

by Markens January 29, 2009

iPod Circle

A hip name for a CD player.

Kid 1: Man, a CD player? Get with the times!
Kid 2: Yo son, that's not a CD player, that's my iPod Circle!

by Serhan August 13, 2006

iPod Ears

When 2 men ejaculate into a woman's ears, one ear each, leaving a large reservoir of ejaculate in each ear. Some of the semen will then run down her cheeks giving the impression that she is wearing a pair of the white headphones popularised by the Apple iPod.

This bird is well mucky, we gave her the iPod ears and she loved it.

by stiff peeda February 19, 2010

ipod date

The act of two people sharing what is on their iPod.

Me and Julie iPod dated last night. I decided not to stay with her when I found out she had some Miley Cyrus on her iPod.

by BenderRobot June 9, 2010

ipad ipod

When you are trying to make an argument but you dont even know what you are talking about.

Person 1: I just bought a ipod to watch movies on netflix
Person 2: You mean an ipad?

Person 3: ipad ipod

by Infinity_mirrors_ November 28, 2019