fob

a word used mostly by samoans to make fun of each other **but we dont get offended in any way**

"hEy brO yoUrE a FoB"
>"whAtEvER brO suCK my AsS"

by bloccbby April 4, 2019

Fob

Fob, Fresh Of The Boat, Im talking about Polynesians the people who cannot buy their own lunch for school but can somehow buy the whole menu at Kfc and Maccas and can somehow again have the best expensive clothes and shoes.

Sole uce ghee imma fob

by Fobbest Fobs April 11, 2019

FOBS

Fractional orbital bombardment system

A nuclear launch and delivery system designed to launch a small nuclear payload , by putting a delivery vehicle i.e a satellite , in low geostationary orbit on the target i.e directly above the target to avoid an ABM system ( NORAD & patriot missile system). This system never succeed because Soviet Russia where cheap cunts so none of tests ever worked due to cheap parts / the nuclear delivery vehicle system was under developed and the American army never developed a full country ABM system as NORAD only acted as a early warning system and nuclear arsenal control system.

Just like the FOBS system he is very underpowered and explodes at a random time for no reason , I gonna dump him

by Dysartman September 14, 2019

Fob

Fresh off the Boat. Doesn’t know one lickity split of English but still enrolls in a regular school anyway. Completely self centred and rudely mannered people. Extremely over populated. Has 5 children well knowing they have no money to support even themselves, and the verdict? Ship them to Canada. 60% of the world is made up of people, that’s almost 5 out of 7 billion. Not only is there no room for more in their own land, soon enough, every continent is going to be overpopulated because of them. They have no respect. They only socialize with themselves. They are absurdly obnoxious. They are just genuinely rude people that don’t know how to act proper in any social gathering. They poorly take care of themselves, often smelling like a slow cooked butthole. They take offence to absolutely everything, you accidentally bump into them, one they over react and pretend to plummet to the ground, and two they look at you like you’re Satan. And even if we say sorry we will just get ignored. But if they run into us they don’t give a diddly squat about it and try to walk right threw you like you’re a ghost. Three quarters of my school is asain, walking threw the hall I feel like I’m in the middle of a Chinese super marker. I just can’t wrap my head around it. Search it up anywhere, before we know it the only race of the world is going to be asain.

I’m not trying to be racist or anything but there’s so many of them and it’s annoying. STOP SHIPPING THEM TO CALGARY PLEASE

Why is my whole school full of FOBS?

Becky- omg I’m annoyed
Nickolas-why

Becky- these FOBS wont stfu

by cool_jesus_guy September 20, 2019

Fob

Fob is used when referring o someone dumb that won’t understand what your saying, won’t get a popular meme/ reference, or hasn’t seen the most popular trend yet

“...how many times do I have to tell you I don’t like her your fob”
“... you still haven’t seen it you uncultured fob”
“... I just told you what it means you ‘fob’”

by KelpoKrunch September 11, 2019

Fobbing

"fobbing": The art of shoving your kids off on someone else.

" I can't stand my kids so much I've taken to fobbing them off on my mom. She's so stupid she thinks it's her idea."

by Outtatowncheese June 8, 2018

fob

those Asian people you see in highschool that wears expensive brands and only hangs out with people that can speak their native language and also wears expensive brands

look at those fobs in front of us

by TOP AND JK AND RM IS MY BIAS June 9, 2018