hAPPY BIRTHDAy DOUg

today MARCH 19/ EVERYDAY = day of doug birth

happy fucking birthday you crackhead cum dumpster numskull licker
ps i fucked your sisters

hAPPY BIRTHDAy DOUg

by sHIT HURRICANE March 19, 2019

Doug

Slang for marijuana used primarily when covertly inquiring about its whereabouts.

"Hey bro, is Doug around?"

"Yeah man....he just got here."

"Sweet. Tell him we need to talk. See you soon."

by IvoryJohnson December 24, 2018

doug dog

a good doggie, game used in context towards well behaved dogs

Lisa: Do you have the dog?

Martha: No, but I have the doug dog. He got potty trained today!!!

by sassyging313 June 21, 2018

Disappointing Doug

someone you had high hope in, but then they disappoint you and others. this often applies to politicians and other public leaders.

Disappointing Doug from Washington State has proven to be a bully as he attempts to legislate his political views against those who support Black Lives Matter.

by arealpatriot1313 June 23, 2018

Doug

A person named Doug can be male or female. My name is Douglas. I am an adult male. There are also female people named Doug. You will always like a Doug, or Douglas. Contrary to popular misconceptions, a Doug will never betray you. And stop using my GOD GIVEN name for bad connotations, like bad sex, and stupidity. A gay Doug is the coolest person you will ever meet on Earth. Don’t forget it. If you are ever forgotten by a Doug , .... you will regret it. 😊

Man. Did you know Doug gave me an A on the final exam ? I didn’t even study the book or read the whole thing!

Oh wow, I really love Doug ! She gave me a ride home today.

by ChigcagoMan October 1, 2018

Doug

A man that has a spade

“Can you ask Doug if I can use his spade?

by suchdank my dudes May 21, 2018

Doug

An extraordinary person. A Doug is someone who only trust certain people, and when he does trust you, he makes you feel so so so important. Doug is a special one, he’s sweet and cares for everyone and if you’re lucky enough to date him then he’ll make you feel like you’re his world. Doug is the type of person you want to stay in your life and never leave.

I met someone named Doug, he changed my life.

by Bellaisfluff July 10, 2019