Calvin

His hands are small, just like his....

"Man, look at Calvin! He cannot pull a girl!"

by emilydikinson January 12, 2024

Calvin

Most annoying guy ever; steals all your friends and is hella ugly

Ew is that Calvin?

by reallestofthenall January 18, 2024

Calvin Koonter

Stinky kid except he’s an adult

Person 1: Aw fuck what’s that smell?
Person 2: That smells like a Calvin Koonter

by anonymous January 30, 2024

Calvin

Stoner bitch

Who is that high male? Its Calvin!

by bitchasshoe3 December 21, 2022

Calvin

a polypeptide of a human that is a severe listener to deathcore

I loved it when Calvin said it's calvinning time and then calvinned all over those guys

by Gaysexhaver69 December 23, 2022

Calvin

Calvin's are a subspecies of homosapiens that are book smart but actually really dumb, clumsy, and slightly a jackass. The species is also commonly and calmly a silly little lesbian. He also can't spell.

Calvin is dead to me
Calvin is really cool

by Calvinsuxdic December 1, 2023

Calvin Act

A law dat states dat you can sneak off with a fellow human's toy animals and hold them for ransom.

Da Calvin Act may permit ransom-seeking absconding with a stuffed bunny, but da oppositely-worded --- i.e., extortion-FORBIDDING --- Hobbs Act (or in this case, maybe it should be spelled, "Hobbes") is da one dat Susie violated by absconding with said stuffed tiger. Dunno if a court would deal particularly harshly with Susie for her breaking said latter law, however, since her actions were merely done in an effort to get her own plaything --- "Mr. Bun" --- back from da former law's greedy-opportunist creator.

by QuacksO December 14, 2023